• I want bones like iron, blood like mercury //
  • Steph. 24, veterinary assistant and vet tech student. A.S. in Fine Arts. Photographer, artist, runner, sprint triathlete, equestrian, cyclist, and outdoor-enthusiast. I love hiking, bouldering, and being by the sea. I own a 5 speed Jeep Wrangler and am accompanied by the world's greatest dog, Marley. Horses are my passion. //

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Did you know? (Work Outtake)

Line of the day: “Oh, I always mix my dog’s food with water, so he’s never had a problem with fleas.” I’m sorry… wha… huh? Indeed, ma’am. And I don’t know why I go to college; you are simply a treasure trove of information. Water, you say? I’ll make sure my dog drinks more. Flea medications are apparently needlessly expensive.

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All good food comes out of a vending machine except for steak!

— Someone’s small child at Cornell’s Open House the other day
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  • Lucille: What's a Forget-Me-Now?
  • Gob: They're pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give 'em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It's a mainstay of the magician's toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.
  • Tobias Fünke: Gob, this is Flunitrazepam. It's a roofie.
  • Lucille: Those are illegal.
  • Gob: Shut up, Mom. Don't make me give you another one of these.
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Friend and I were walking our dogs - her two, and my Marley - Marley decided to do his part and walk one of her dogs!
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And that is why my hand looks like I stuffed it in a paper shredder recently.
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Carstache

lololol.

i want this for my birthday (less than a month!) … c’mon, the jeep would rock it!

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kids say the darndest things

C was administering a distemper vaccine to a dog the other day that was brought in by a man and his little girl.

His daughter was very concerned about the process, asking “what are you doing? is he going to be okay? do I have to get a shot?”

C explained no, it was just a routine shot, and he told her it was distemper.

“Oh,” she said, and contemplated this for a minute. “I don’t need dis-temper, cos I’m good, but I think mommy does…”

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Marley on Christmas day. And also:
bikesbrainsbetterliving replied to your photo: This is my golden boy!
Your pup is beautiful!
Thank you very much! :) He is a lover.
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Hahahaha. Word.
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Anatomy and physiology

Today we discussed clones; at one point, someone raised their hand and asked, “Do you think cloning could ever be used for military purposes?”

M and I looked at each other and immediately went “Star Wars! X-Files!” and burst out laughing. M - “We are such nerds.”

2 exams and a practical coming up, arghhh. I should be studying. Hoping to fit a run in the park in tomorrow morning before class.

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